Hmm, Pia Carrot…. GO mangatron lol

While some may be wondering where in the world have I been, which, I will say still here lol, but busy. Real busy. In fact so busy I can safely say the past 24 hours, I have only gotten an est. 3 hours of sleep lol. Not that it’s a problem, I just thought I’d share with some of you the happenings of the mangatron: anime edition.

I’m a translator! No wait, that didn’t sound right. Right, I’m a co-translator for . Ah, why the secrecy you ask? Well, some of you may already know, some of you may not. But the truth is I want to keep it a secret until the episode I worked on is released. Which, I am 50% done with. In which I will say being a translator is kinda hard, mostly for me because this is my first time working directly with fansubs instead of just being on the outside. Now, all I need to do is finish then we all happy, ja? Now, a little treat for everyone:

That Anime/manga figure I want to talk about”

Ah, Ayano Kunugi from Pia Carrot G.O., also known as Pia Carrot 4! But that doesn’t work in an anime sense because there have been 4 known anime works of the Pia Carrot franchise, and the fourth one is definately not Pia Carrot G.O. So, what have I got to say? AAAAH MY NOSE IT BLEEDS AGAIN JUST LIKE THE MAHORABA DAYS AAHH NOTHING BETTER THAN A FAILING MIZUGI ON A CUTE GIRL!!!XDDD Wait, that doesn’t make sense…everyday is a Mahoraba day for me, all I need to do is watch an anime episode then *gush* goes the blood lol.

Now, for a in depth mangatron style analysis of the figure:

  1. Body: Nice shapely figure a hikkimoru like me cannot deny. Complete with the arms desperately trying to cover up what’s left of the exposed body, with some serious real estate to cover. Overall 9 out of 10 points.
  2. Clothing: swimsuit + frilly things = the win. So, you’re thinking like me. A halter style top with a low profile bottom, you can do no wrong except pierce the things with that lustful stare of yours. Color = sky blue, so that makes underwater viewing a near nude experience. Add the fact that the frilly things are white and a delight, the conclusion is: Choice of swimsuit and color a 9.5 points out of 10.
  3. Hair: oh, the hair. Definately the hair. The next thing I look for in a figure, it’s what makes viewing either a good day or a bad hair day. Add to the fact that I’m a pigtail-con, I’d like to proudly announce I am also a ribbon-on-the-hair-con. Choice of color is Yellow, which adheres to the “never choose the same color for a head accessory that matches your clothing” rule. In which the hair color in question is Brown, so Yellow makes both the hair and ribbon stick out like a flame viewed in a IR scope. This concludes my hair evaluation at: 8 out of 10 due to the fact that the hair may be a bit too long for the character, in which Ayano in the game does not have hair at lengths like this, at least, it has not been shown to be officially this long.
  4. Pose: Ah yes, the pose. Everyone needs to know why the pose is important. What would you like on your order, customer-san? Would you like nekkid and sekushii, or do you prefer clothed and pantsu flashed? Whatever the case may be, all bishoujo-con’s like myself agree that any pose with the legs emphasized is a must win situation at all costs. In this case Ayano-chan has her legs closely posed together, emphasizing her need to support her voluptuously yummy body, with covering as much of her crotch as much as possible. then we have the arms desperately trying to multi-task in keeping the swimsuit on while at the same time maintaining a pose to nosebleed for. The waist, ah, man’s best friend. In which a dog will then tell you that man has many friends. Nicknamed “love handles”(huggers should, or I say, need, to know that), a slender waist is something that screams “hug me, I’m yours”. Pose that in a figure-S stance and I will see you at the hospital and donate blood lost during your nosebleed sessions. Finally, the killer: the head. What’s with the head you ask? Any man alive will tell you that at any time a girl tilts her head she is just asking to melt you with all her…looks. Of course, this has to be evaluated because surely you don’t want this girl’s head in the wrong position. Final tally: 10 out of 10 because you have to admit it, a girl with a small body has got to be the most snuggly beings on earth. Provided the girl likes you, as the mangatron is not responsible for men who hug random girls on the street and get hit with the “you pervert” punch due to my small-girls-are-snuggly theory.

Finally, the overall rating? N/A.

…..

Yes, that’s right, Not Available. You heard me, I said not available. Now don’t go around bear-hugging me to death just because I said not available. In case I haven’t mentioned it, which I haven’t, the figure has not been released yet (as of this post). At least, not widely available. I have not yet givin it ratings of quality(materials, number of parts, etc), eye modeling and overall painting quality. So, until I have this figure in my hands will I then give it my final rating. But for now, reserve your figure now at Hobby Search Garage or wherever you like buying. Trust me, I know all about buying figures. And I do know that I like to buy these kind of figures.

Comments welcome, and no registering required last I checked…

Resources:
(Japanese) http://fandc.co.jp/pia/
Hobby Search [link in my links/aff area]

One response to “Hmm, Pia Carrot…. GO mangatron lol

  1. Gahaha you forgot to add that you’re a “mizugi-con” lol seeing as how you have a nack for nosebleeding.

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s